"Waiter, I ordered this take hot. Please bring this back to the kitchen and rectify the situation, post haste!"

Don't get me started on their "breast cancer awareness month" that gives like 5% of the profits for pink jerseys to actually fund breast cancer research. The NFL owners are already very wealthy men and there's no such thing as too much money, I guess.

So Marshawn gets threatened with a $500k fine for wearing a hat, and the NFL gives only twice that to support abuse hotlines in each of the 50 states. Pretty fucking disgusting.

This reminds me painfully of the NFL's pink campaign, a marketing initiative to sell more NFL crap not to raise money for breast cancer research.

Diana, I'm curious as to the scope of the work that No More actually does. Do they do anything besides commercials and "raising public consciousness?" I could forgive the corporate aspect of it if it led to something more concrete.

Obviously you don't realize how important this is to the NFL, did you not see that the commissioner led off his state of the NFL address talking about domestic violence?

You chuckle heads poke fun but almost as soon as you go outside you get not as warm.

Key and Peele's wasn't amazing either, but it was better.

I don't see how they let this go on air after watching Key & Peele do their much, much better skit.

On a related note, the real Marshawn Lynch is funnier.

I came in ready to laugh....but wow...this ran like a skit that the cool kids came up with in 15 minutes in your 9th grade acting class. So bad.

You're right, he definitely had a defiant social disorder at those press conferences this week.

This kid needs to watch some game tape on Harden to learn how to properly get out of the way of a fast break.

I'll be honest here. I have no idea why this is supposed to be funny/amazing/stupid. Can someone help me see the light?

I'd disagree about French Stewart ruining the show. His character was an oblivious slapstick weirdo to balance out the calculated hilarity of Lithgow and Curtin. He was the id to the ego of Lithgow, a curious kid trapped inside a man's body. And how could you not love the turkey sex scene between he and Vickie Dubcek?…

"Hey, USA Today is coming to interview us about 9/11!"

If you multiply 9 x 11, you get the number of Seahawks defensive tackle Tony McDaniel.

9/11 Truthers Love Pete Carroll

Did you know that if you add the numbers in 9/11, you get 20, which matches exactly the average IQ of a 9/11 truther?