I am absolutely shock . . .SHOCKED! . . . that anyone affiliated with Florida State would do something that in any way showed a lack of class and/or lack of intelligence.

To be fair, it's hard to find folks in Alabama with a documented A-.

"SMH, go 29-0, but lose one game and people don't know how to act."

Many in the FSU media circles are saying it's not 100% that this was a Seminoles fan. They're right. It's only about 99.99%. "So you're sayin' there's a chance".

I'm sure #FSUTwitter will be busy looking into the criminal and sexual histories of the accusers and questioning their motives.

"go 29-0 but lose one game and people don't know how to act"

Not sure which funnier; the FSU community not realizing that during the 29-0 streak they only played one good team (whom they beat by only three points), or these poor guys who are just now finding out that the people in Florida are often people from Florida.

Imagine going 29-0 then losing one game and forgetting how to be good sports and congratulating the team that beat you. SMH Some teams.

"How else are you supposed to start it?"

"Pillage, burn and ra...! Eh, maybe just pillage and burn. Let's stop there."

So then, either:

I am certainly shocked that FSU fans would heap an additional indignity upon someone who has been so painfully violated and humiliated.

"No, no! On defense!"

I think it's called "money."

Tumblr is actually good (aside from the lack of commenting) though, so a longform version of it would be even better.

yeah but baylor beat tcu and msu beat baylor and osu beat msu and vt beat osu. WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?! this same gripe happens every year from every fan. Please fuck off.

BTW, you guys know that Florida State also just picked a creationist and climate change denier to be their new President, right?

The ability to sit the right way on a toilet seat is qualification for admission at Alabama.

Give the Alabama fan a break. Where she's from, that's a luxury toilet.

Last guy in has all his shit stolen.