hes a teller not a speller no offence

telling > spelling

your a idiot

Dude, shut the fuck up.

PFTCommenter is the most brilliant account on Twitter, with MomsAgainstGaming a very close second.

Don't think I've ever laughed harder at a Tweet

Theirs the door man

"Its also interesting to note that Kapernick started to suck after they traded away Alex Smith- the player who was responsible for taking Harbaughs playcalls and translating them from written english into Big Pun lyrics for Kapernick to tattoo all over his body like hes the main character of memento or whatever. Hard…

Somehow he will end up with the Patriots. Shit.

How about anything in Mississippi, Alabama, or Louisiana?

or the Univ. of Mississippi which is what Ole Miss is.

Mental note: if my kids have Mississippi State on their college wish lists, convince them otherwise.

Happy New Year!

On day #365, we get the comment of the year. That was great.

I hope it's mom's job to teach their daughter how to use a tampon.

Brett Favre read this tweet and thought "goddammit, it's true that I'm not even half the man Aaron Rodgers is."

this would have worked better with a picture of the beard.

It seems excessive to fine a person more than the entire GDP of the city he lives in