You only forgot to insinuate that Diggs is from Chicago (???) and doesn’t belong in Minnesota. But +1 anyway

Their wins have been satisfying. But the losses have been really, really awful to watch.

Cant wait for Joe Soucheray to weigh in on the “differences” between Thielen and Diggs!

Would make for a perfect Jeb Lund guest column imo

The club could probably have prevented this by changing their name - they're attracting the wrong kind of employees right now.

I'm also Minnesotan. Everyone in my family and everyone I know is entirely conflict-averse. 

“Minshew’s numbers were far from spectacular—19 of 33 for 213 yards, a pair of TDs, and no picks”

Let’s say the average in-shape 20-35 year old baseball fan then

For a native Minnesotan, Thielen is being awfully direct in his criticism here. I guess that's how it goes, you make it big and abandon your roots. 

So here’s a question: say an average baseball fan is told to field that last hit starting from the same position as Wilkerson, with the runner going for home no matter what. Does the fan trying his or her best have a better shot at making the out than Wilkerson's throw?

Isn’t the rolling the whole point of the race?

There is legitimately no one better than Roth at putting Trump’s mangled actions and manner of speech into writing.

Muggsy Bogues was really 5'4" but the Hornets agreed to fudge it for him

My understanding is that he's well regarded as a position coach/coordinator. He'll probably always be able to get a well paying job, thankfully. It's fun to joke about his background but I'd rather have a league full of Tomsulae than dipshit sons of 1980s NFL coaches.

Dude, you're a relatively famous person with a relatively big following on social media. I get the impulse to do something like this but you canton expect to get away with it.

Can someone put the Curb Your Enthusiasm song over his face as the camera zooms in?

I think Paul Thomas Anderson bases Tom Cruise's character in "Magnolia" on Tom Cruise. And I don't think Tom Cruise realized it.

“but even worse is how the details were a far cry from how vague administration was on the subject”

I think these song titles are already printed on billboards at the border of Austin and Williamson County.