You might try reading the article, my friend

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This is a good article, thanks for writing it.

His partnership with Focus on the Family forbids it

Not that you're sober or coherent enough to read this and respond, but I'd love to know what's "bias against Brees" in this article. Is reporting on a bad thing that happened to him bias now?

Miguel Sano hit a grand slam to throw Cleveland in the dumpster

Are you critiquing me for calling the joke lame? Stop censoring me

“[Tyreek Hill] is so small and black, if you squeeze him really hard he’ll turn into a diamond”

Is there a single time in any celebrated pro athlete’s career when a victim of theirs coming forward with an accusation won’t be met with “hm, interesting timing to say the least!” The accused is virtually always in the spotlight doing something, meaning an accusation can virtually always be (idiotically) countered…

Gardner Flint Minshew II demonstrates superb maturity by eschewing the I-first attitude of Guatemalan Glory Girl Rigoberta Menchú. He also changes it to “II” to show his Next Man Up mentality.

Me too, it's funny because everyone in New Orleans somehow takes themselves too seriously.

NBC has a lot of yellow in its animated graphic that switches (if I recall correctly) between "NBC Sports" and the down & yardage indicator on every play. It doesn’t stay on the screen like this but it briefly has the same effect on me. Can we get them to change theirs too?

They're on track for 0-16, which is more likely than them winning the Super Bowl right now

That just validates Liberty's claim to being a legitimate school and football program since they're playing "the big boys". And it pays them a lot of money. It would be better if they were totally cut off from playing real schools

When I saw the halftime score, I immediately checked to see if my team or any of my fantasy players were scheduled to face Miami this year. I don’t think this is going to be an aberration.

“Antigua and Barbuda”

Just pick a Rise Against song

Collusion? Collusion!

With Gronk gone, Bill Belichick has absolutely spent his summer writing up plays designed to draw DPI penalties.