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My impression is that Bears fans think they're a lock to win the division and are favorites to make a deep playoff run. The Packers and Vikings also have some pretty major flaws so maybe it's not so unlikely that the Bears win the division but I can't see them getting far in the playoffs if they look like this all

The Bears are now the Teddy Bridgewater-era Vikings. Cordarrelle Patterson is even there to drop every other ball thrown his way!

The sound of the Boston crowd absolutely deflating is beautiful

You’d get good Iron Front banners *and* you'd trick right wing chuds into dragging American, Thin Blue Line, Confederate, and fascist flags through the dirt. It's win-win!

His brother Jared could've done it

I had no idea who his dad was but that makes sense. The most embarrassing thing, reading Bill's filmography, is that he has directed two of Chris’s “comedy” specials. He has to know it sucks, right?

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Wasnt Bohemian Rhapsody’s editing famously terrible?

He was funny in that episode of Workaholics but now I'm convinced it was entirely accidental, like the producers salvaged the episode in editing Star Wars-style

Actually if the rule means players catch foul balls and then struggle mightily to keep their balance, even using the handrail, to keep runners from advancing, it's cool and good

You're thinking of Spokane, Washington

“You’re making guys not want to sit there and say...”

The party mchinery is doing everything it can to box out young progressives trying to keep the party relevant to working class people, so it's hard for young people to get through

So they can enjoy a family outing, as much as they're able, and so they can see their favorite football team play. I suspect that like a lot of things you never know whether the environment will be too much until you're there, and maybe your kid can handle half but not a full game, etc.

If Chung shares his cocaine, Goodell’s team will just have an all-night meeting to decide what to do, with the cocaine sitting on the conference table and everyone afraid to touch it before Mr. Goodell does.

Big deal, he's been reading Roland Barthes

Assuming this is a joke (because what would the alternative be!), I can't tell if it's a dig at the expense of Green Bay or Winnipeg

Criticizing the Giants impugns Jones here so it doesn't matter

Mea culpa. I forgot that playing at Duke makes Jones whiter than white, so Mayfield looks like a person of color by comparison.

No, this is one white quarterback criticizing another one. It won't even appear in that crowd's radar

“This is nothing like the rich, full-bodied Mexican beer I expected!”