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He's right, Peterman was consistent.

He's still displaying better use of hands than Laquon Treadwell

According to baseball’s unwritten rules, Bauer now has to throw at himself in his next appearance

It’s not, in fact, difficult to care about the fundamental humanity and dignity of working people in a city you’ve never been to, and to be upset when their public infrastructure gets gutted as a way of throwing money at a billionaire. This is a really weird concern trolling take

He should count himself lucky. They set Luke Kuechly’s “brain integrity” slider to 25.

Defacing the flag, to honor America and troop’s

I’ve been pushing my fellow digital archivists to adopt the Thin Command Line branding for years now.

Roth, your takedown of Kliff Kingsbury in this episode (like Drew’s in the WYTS article) is excellent. And also, describing Belichick as "sulfurous" is up there with describing Trump as "wet". Thank you

From this alternate camera angle, we can clearly see Thomas’s thumb is extended, as are all five fingers on his left hand. That’s seven fingers, obviously a reference to WTC Tower 7, which mysteriously collapsed on 9/11 despite suffering no direct impact from any plane. This proves that Thomas wasn’t angry with me,

That’s fine, but how often do these coaches and teams talk about going on a “#BusinessTrip” and having strong character? Management expects the players to respect the team and act professionally, but regularly fails to show the same respect for the players.

The Venn diagram of people who don't think people running for the highest office in the country deserve a modicum of reasonable scrutiny of they're a Democrat and those who say "When they go low, we go high" is a single circle.

Something that always fucks me up about these stories is the unspecified and completely unknown “businesses” owned by the players.

Yeah those were all very pretty goals but except for the third one (which may have been difficult for anyone to save, really), the keeper can’t blame the defense for them entirely.

The way he throws his whole goddamn body forward with the ball is extremely dope

“Upton did his best Torii Hunter impression on a big fly by Alex Bregman in the first inning of Wednesday’s Angels-Astros game”

As reprehensible as that figure is, I sincerely doubt fully 31% of Americans would say gay people are “worse than animals”. The article is not about Pacquiao's views of gay marriage strictly defined, it's a question of his belief in gay people's basic humanity. 

Why would Conan O'Brien be at the top of the “Funniest Jimmies on late night TV" list?

Corden is in third

You’ve correctly zeroed in on the columnist’s assertion that Pacquiao’s belief that gay people are worse than animals is bad. Top-notch comprehension. You might also have noticed that the author of the SI piece is not, in fact, Filipino, nor are most SI readers. That being the case, Pacquiao’s beliefs, as they’re