So's she

Even if it means I was wrong and dumb, this is good Kinja

I mean, maybe! But it would depend on how that deal was structured, right? Plenty of recent contracts that frontload the payout and cap hit, unless I'm mistaken and teams always, as a rule, get to spread that money out across a contract's full duration? Where's Dom when we need him?

Frankly this can only be attributed to Comrade Gritty’s popularity and trendsetting approach to interfacing with private business’ windows.

Hey I’m not going to disagree with you. I live in Texas and most of my friends are from Houston. My team will probably never win a Super Bowl so all I’ve got is watching the Texans and Cowboys melt down every year. The Dallas fanbase (and Jerry) perpetually expects that they’re one season away from a Super Bowl, and…

https://deadspin.com/nfl-players-should-unionize-1682157451

Assuming O’Brien is capable of thinking more than three weeks into the future and understanding basic human relationships (which, admittedly, most football coaches aren’t): the Texans think they’re a contender this season. They’ve got good weapons and a good quarterback on a rookie contract. I don’t know what their…

There are two videos to watch, friend

Oh my god

All cops are bad

Does he have any fans at this point? I’m assuming he had some “Heritage” Duke alumni in his corner in every Twitter thread featuring his college exploits, but who's still pulling for him? 

Stewart Zimmel.Stop emailing my wife

I’m happy he’s got steady work but it seems to me that at this point in his career, Richard Ayoade can probably do better than recapping the day’s competitive cycling news.

Cut the guy a little slack: it’s not like his day job requires compelling or inventive use of language

Yeah, and how come they don't just use their hands? They might score more goals that was LOL. Got 'em

More people get up ass-early on the weekends to watch the Premier League than tune in to watch the NHL.

These are delightful. I also suspect these photos produced more confused hate-boners on MAGA chud Twitter than anything this year (non-AOC Division)

+1 dead monk

Thank goodness for VAR, because that was the right call. She handled the ball and gained an advantage from it 

Uh, slavery was legal in 8 of the original 13 states as of 1789 when the Constitution was ratified