Pitino is Italian so he doesn’t meet the whiteness threshold in the first place

Some authorities on English usage are a idiot.

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“Talal Derki returned to his native Syria, embedding himself with a family in a Taliban-stronghold area”

Are these listed in order of importance? Because if I’m putting together a roster there’s no way I’m taking a guy who is so-so at Unselfish and only really good at Love football. The order seems off to me.

The officials decided not to call the block in the back in exchange for overlooking Tomlin putting a banana peel on the ground in front of the returner.

Andy Dalton

I don't think it's a thing. She's apparently completed post-doctorate programs or projects, but there's no degree that comes out of that. Weird phrasing.

A push in the back as Donald isn't expecting one or prepared to brace himself, so, you know, the kind of thing that could easily ruin a player's knee and take him out for the game or worse. Why is Donald so sensitive about it?!

And Deep Eddy

God damnit Randy, I know you’re trying to get in full form before next season starts, but I keep telling you, it’s the Raiders that are moving here, not the Bills!

There’s a great video about this:

I don’t know if First Take is made dumber by being filmed in Dallas or if Dallas is made dumber for having First Take filmed there. These two were made for each other.

Nick Mullens is a comrade

Booger’s commentary is the best of anyone on MNF. More importantly, though, the most entertaining part of MNF this year has been imagining him as some sort of post-human fusion of man and machine, whose every pained breath is an affront to God, but who has been made this way as punishment for his sins against The Shiel…

If the rumors are true Pippen’s tip is pretty huge, so no wonder he’s careful with it.

I mean, given that there are fewer trans people than black or Jewish people in the US, yes they make up a relatively small chunk of victims of crime in absolute terms, but it’s outsized compared to their small numbers so any one trans person is very disproportionately likely to be a victim even compared to any other…

How crappy is the Bengals offense? How is it even possible to have 4 interceptions, one of them a touchdown, and not have so many points that the Bucs can’t catch up to you in one goddamn quarter?

But they're being murdered for being trans. It's a real social problem, just like anti-Semitic violence. Believe it or not it's not normal to have members of a community routinely targeted and murdered - it doesn't just happen in every country!