Pictured: Larry Drew

The Eagles should consider winning Super Bowl LII every week (except for their bye week, I realize that would be impossible)

Maybe it’s that one of them is being honest about his mental health struggles and taking responsibility for his actions, while the other is functionally indistinguishable from any other unhinged racist?

Apple is a real Crab

The Democrats lost hundreds of state seats under Obama and bankrupted them getting him (and only him) reelected in 2012, literally at the expense of everything else that might have built long term political power. He actually doesn't get it!

Minneapolis and Boston are good oppocities because all the good Minnesota athletes who can't win a championship invariably find their way to Boston where they win championships in their first season

He was benched by a dumbass Harbaugh who was on a mission to burn the team to the ground on his way out. His benching is irrelevant.

Unlike Durkin, Canada actually knows how to apologize, too

Hunt definitely got tackled on his way to the ball in that first gif, and there's no way the refs were going to call PI on the Patriots even if Hill hadn't come up with that ball.

Ah sorry

20 - 6 = 14, not 15

Clearing my browsing history helped fix this for me a few months ago

Not to worry, they'll be Ass Team of the Week in time for the wild card round

The Vikings had several of these go against them just like you've described. The reason they're getting any roughing calls in their favor is that their offensive line is probably the worst in the league

You're having a normal October Sunday, I see

A real student of the game.

Something's wrong and the page isn't loading properly, but I'm assuming the reason given is "it's East Texas"

What’s it like to be so profoundly comfortable in your misogyny that you literally can’t fathom that there are millions of people for whom the accusations against Ellison are absolutely as horrifying and disqualifying as those against Kavanaugh. Believe it or not, not everyone is as big of an amoral cretin as you!

I have Facebook friends - actual functioning human beings - who said the Vikings’ best bet in the off-season was to resign Bradford.

Have you seen him under center? It’s much easier for him to drunkenly order a scared Uber driver to take him to Taco Bell than it is for him to get a W