“That was a new one for me. It was different.”

Repost the video you cowards

Dom I'm really enjoying your in depth football articles. Beyond watching the games I don't know too much about how teams operate so even this explainer is really illuminating. 

The consensuses seems to be:

I use this same construction to express folksiness in work emails, I think it’s good

Then you’re a fan of a team that has decided it can't afford a running back as good as Bell

Just be careful with the flaming hot Cheetos -- if they come back up they come up a very bright red, and that stuff will permanently stain just about anything. Uh, I'm assuming, that is

Wouldnt this, uh, be grounds for a suspension or something

Play the national anthem on repeat for three hours, baseball fans will have no idea what to do

As a Vikings fan, I'm here to tell you that, actually, this article is Good.

Can someone explain the "he shouldn't have tagged up there" logic to me? I know it's possible to score from 2nd on a base hit but isn't it much easier to score from 3rd? If the only downside to tagging and running there is a risk that this exact thing could happen, well it seems like such an outside chance on any…

I’m waiting for this to drop on Facebook so i can see some chuds argue this exact point sincerely

No it isn’t

Can’t have the inmates running the prison

Yes you've hit on it, because conservatives are bad and the left is good.

Pitbull, the greatest mind of our age, will prove to be a magnanimous and equanimous judge

Sounds great, which team is going to volunteer to give up home field advantage for one of thethree matches that mean anything in a given season?

“My goal” for the season is to drink beer and watch football, Mr. McCarthy. but no, i dont wish an injury on Rodgers, i just hope he gets relentlessly sacked and swept again.

I remember hearing this from my Garland-adjacent cousins as a kid, but was it ever confirmed that Arlen is actually based on Garland? Because it really looks more like central Texas than a Dallas suburb, and in the episode where they visit Wichita Falls they play up the whole north vs central Texas thing

Bless Anthony Barr for the emotional distress he caused Packers fans last year, and bless him for what he'll do again this year.