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Actually it means Sarah Huckabee Sanders can finally suit up and play linebacker

So, admittedly I was confusing Kamara with Marcus Williams, because I looked right past the “running back” part of the first sentence. I thought this was the guy who fucked up. Kamara’s good...but I’d still expect the Vikings on paper to beat the Saints on paper this year.

it just keeps GOING

it just keeps GOING

$20 there's more fun to be had living in a trash can than in Fargo-Moorhead

You neglected to mention that the Saints will be in Minnesota on week 8 so Kamara can get humiliated all over again

My cat Noodle is very good, and he is a noodle.

I’m excited to see this come back and all, but was it really necessary to reprint the hard-R racial slur? It’s...kind of jarring

This is so dumb and so good

Ok, that's definitely what it was though

Boo, down with the Hoeness!

What makes you so sure the protest is ineffective? What experience and wisdom do you have to point to to back up your argument that they should stop and do something else instead?

It's called a column dipshit

What are your organizing credentials my guy?

Typically in an article like this it would be useful to include info such as where F91 Dudelange is based, who their opponent was, which player was kicked, etc. etc.

How rare is it for a baserunner to advance on a caught foul ball? I don’t think I’ve ever noticed it happen (very casual baseball watcher), and I didn’t even know it was allowed until the first run in this video confused me and I looked up the rule.

This is great, there are TWO things in this article that people will sign in just to tell us they don't care about!

“Alright guys, we’ve got to get this train back on track. We need to hire someone who knows gymnastics inside and out, and who fits with the culture we’re trying to foster here at USA Gymnastics. Let’s take a look at these applications...I left my glasses in the car but I think I can manage... Tom...Forcedher, is it?

“an English Premier League team that have historically been associated with Jewish fans”

Yes, I’m sure you were really on the fence until now