It’s supposed to be a statue of famed comedian and all around beautiful person Lucille Ball from the episode where Lucy gets drunk shilling some sort of medicine on television. The statue was eventually replaced with something that actually looks more like her.

Sure could be:

Could be worse.

Wait! Terrell Owens only played one season in Buffalo so why the fuck are they putting up a statue?

“I mean, can you imagine how terrible a person you have to be to want the whole Earth to do well? Some very bad people on that side, very bad. And not very Christian of them, either. You know, people are saying that Jesus was the first person to support my campaign by wearing a MAGA hat. And that he wore it…

This is how brotha man from Martin would rob a gas station.

It definitely needs some cartoon sneaking music to go with the whole pose. I’m surprised he wasn’t walking on tip-toes.

He going to somebody’s cookout to grill and reminisce about the “hos’ he had in the 70's.

Legit laugh out loud when I saw dude’s face. His expression has me rolling, and also has me convinced that this was a crime of opportunity rather than anything planned. “They’re not looking, fuck it.”

I don’t drink beer. But I don’t think I’ve ever been to an event full of black people and seen someone knocking back Bud Light??? Was all that for him? Lol.

“caught a left for his troubles.:” LMAOOOOOO! That hit was CLEAN. And as the update details, Rando did indeed spit in CP3s face. It may have been inadvertent but that means nothing to CP3. Altogether, Rando and Ingram had a veryyyyyy interesting conversation with Laker management this morning.

Some of the things that the crowd was saying in defense of turtle face is troubling. Why don’t they just fucking move to Sudan if they want to be apart of a dictatorship so badly?

Fix your soccer headline, I was like, Bob Marley’s daughter has got to be in her 40's and she’s on the field serving up an ASSIST to take her team to the World Cup. She’s still a badass if what she did was help fund and organize the team, but an assist is an actual soccer play.

There’s thicc and then there’s John Candy in Spaceballs built

My nigga I am YELLING.

Pete Wentz, Wenthworth Miller, Rashida Jones and Meghan Markle are on conference call, line 1. 

He would only call her “the individual,” which is an ancient phrase from the Mulatto language that roughly translates to “that motherfucker.”

Elizabeth Warren was as full of it as my grandfather was when he said his grandmother was “half Blackfoot Indian”.

Come on now, nobody is as Irish as Irish Americans. ;)

From: Barry
To: Michael Harriot.