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That’s a very small piece of toilet paper for such a large piece of shit.

What tickles me the most is the fact that, without a doubt, Secret Service members noticed it and chose not to say anything. 

I’m sorry you had to write this article about someone of which you knew and, I assume, had in higher regards.

I don't think they are possessed but I do think they rather do that job that working in a Walmart because they can feel some kind of power.

Outkast is stupid good and that’s why most of their stuff was an instant classic. Da Art of Storytellin, Rosa Parks, the title track, Spottie. All fire off this one album that doesn’t age.

Call me an old head but when I look at what else going on, damn. Missy Elliott with Timbaland production and Bad Boy and Aftermath

I’m not getting into a full scale fist-fight with my next door neighbor crackhead. Shots rang out ‘round there too frequently.

“six-month live-in gig for which she would be paid $350 a day”

I look him up and down, cock my head to the side and say, “Hold on...” I walked to my back sliding door...

Plasco-Flaxman claims that they had a bad experience with the nanny immediately preceding Maurice, and that nanny just so happened to be black, so this time, they were hoping not to get another black, but to instead get a Filipina.

He agreed to do so.

can’t wait to tell my mom “the rest of the world is laughing at us”

This is important information, and I’m sure it’s a lot of work. Thank you for doing this.

I knew it was bad but the looking at the numbers make it so much worse.

This type of boorish, insensitive behavior is totally unexpected from a white male Republican from South Carolina!

“Typical. President Trump helps a couple get a new YACHT and lying desperate fake news liberals somehow spin it as something bad 😂 😂 😂 #MAGA #justonehugdadbeforeyoudie”

If they don’t know by know when it comes to customer service / relations:

Looks like the NFL’s front office really was listening when the Hall of Fame board said they were finding it harder and harder to breathe. 

This is tooooooooooo funny.