While I understand how having Harvey do Jeopardy could be funny, Harvey is an absolute asshat who wants to teach women “how to be more dateable”, doesn’t think gay guys are “real men”, disparages Asian men, and met with Trump work work with the problems if inner cities.

Well, if we’re gonna follow this whack ass line of thought, if Steve ain’t up or too booked there’s always Nick Cannon’s hotep ass.

But I believe that Jeopardy! provides the same cultural function for y’all that conscious rap did for me in 1999, where I pretended to love it more than I actually did because it made me feel smarter than niggas who only listened to Luda. All y’all’s some performative elitist swine! (Except me.)

Be prepared to see the show extended to an hour or hour and a half, to fit in all of Steve’s mugging, his pauses for laughter from the audience, his “Lawd ha mercy” looks.

To compromise, pick Kenan Thompson, who has portrayed both Steve Harvey and the host of Black Jeopardy.

Also: Cross-fitters

I have two.  I am officially retired from the baby-making business.  I have plent of nieces and nephews to spoil rotten.

Reminds me of a L&O SVU with a guy who got off on getting women pregnant - lie about being sterile or damage condoms or switch out birth control pills. All about ego (look at MY SEED, see how well my dick works, coo over attributes from my genetic contribution), and control (You need me now more than ever while your…

Later that night, he fantasized about what he saw in the pool while his wife pussywhipped him for not standing up for her.

ForRealTho!!! When he put his hands on her nicely in the “honey, I really don’t need you catching this whole pool parties hands” look and she just whipped away to get in the mix.
You tried bro, please pack your shit and bounce. That biddy is busted. 

“clueless, hueless and now-swimming pool-less” and “Gentrifier from the block”....

The failure to complete sex offender specific treatment is enough to deny parole. The rest is just BS. Failure to have a release plan? He’s fucking Bill Cosby and still has millions in the bank and a home. Release plans for those that have no money, no job, and no family.

Happy Friday !!!!!!!!! 

Ahhhhh yes the RICH Democrats and corporations who all support Marxism because that’s how Marxism works....

For all of this week’s contestants:

My 3-year old already requests Run the Jewels songs. I usually have DADDY PLAY “GET IT” screamed at me from the backseat.

Where’s the tag for “no shit, Sherlock?” That’s a tag that needs to exist.

There was a time that when I heard Vinia Mojica on a track, I’d search for her to see if there was a solo project that I somehow missed. That time ran for about 10 years. 

The only adequate response.

Hello! And, congratulations!