Damn if Legos aren’t expensive as hell (seriously, what are they made out of?) but I will vacuum every single one I find on the floor.

It is with that inspiration where I believe my kids tried to (unintentionally) end me.

He was one of the most virulently racist humans who ever lived. But U.S. Presidents did what he said because he, virtually single-handedly BUILT the U.S. into a superpower. Don’t ever be fooled because he was a pragmatist too. He hired Blacks from the South because they were more plentiful and suited to the…

They’re the people we need most in these hard (hrmmm) times.

Sometimes, at my lowest points in life, a bunch of horny people come along and write erotic fanfiction about beached container ships, and my hope is restored.

I didn’t know who any of these people were up to a few days ago, but the whole side-show has been amusing. He’s a sociopath who married a religious zealot so he could throw out “God” to control and manipulate her while he does whatever he wants. She uses the fear of God and martyrdom to stay trapped in the insanity.…

Stalker/Revenge Jam:  “The Rain” by Oran Juice Jones.... that shit gets real uncomfortable real quick when he starts with the conversation part of the song

All wealth comes from Labor.

Unless Killer Mike told Kemp they would burn the state to the ground if he rigged another election, I don’t see the sense in this meeting. 

Suits change the narrative just like female outfits change rape probability

balenciaga - one of the absolute wackest shoe I’ve ever seen. Fine ass IG models cant even make these shoes look good under all that ass.

“You can’t hear me?”

How ironic that he was the most successful driver to come out of NASCAR’s “Drive for Diversity Program”...

First coronavirus, now blindness.

I see!! Hi, baby!!! Long time no see! 

“But I’ve invaded the space they believed to be pristine and disrupted their equilibrium, rubbing my juicy black booty on their bias.”

Look what you did. They are stressed and pressed.

the grays are very entertaining today

Personally, I believe yesterday’s shenanigans reveal a lot more about the people commenting—and our community as a whole—than they do Meghan.

I don’t know why Adidas keeps making those fucking sandals lined with Lego pieces.