What’s the point of sports if not to argue about them?

Saying someone is the GOAT (unless we are talking about Jay Z) is inherently subjective. The game changes, the defenses, the opponents the strategies all affect who does what and when. The only real debate is who is the best right now, in this moment. As far as basketball goes, that person is LeBron James.

Well, he certainly knows how to sell guns. We know that much.

I never thought seeing Oliver North head the NRA would be the second dumbest thing I’d read today. Well played, ‘Merica.

We have a winner.

Well, at least she didn’t name it “Be Black”.

If I hear someone say their child doesn’t know their real name, I’m sticking around for that shit. There is gold at the end of that rainbow.

We got Eddie Huang, Jeremy Lin... That girl from Marvels Runaways, I’m telling you, we’ve made inroads since Menace II Society. We can do better but we don’t really need with Asians. They are only 2 percent of the population, we need to find some first.

I had a folex for 2 months. My crackhead cousin stole it, likely tried to sell it and got his ass kicked by his dealer. Life is strange.

I need “Hotepid” to be a word. It is a combination of “ho” meaning ho and “tepid” meaning lukewarm. Use: He doesn’t sleep around too much, he’s hotepid.

The audible “oooh”s from the Toronto crowd made me cringe for them.

So basically made up for calling her a nigger by treating her like one. Denny’s, Waffle House, Ihop.... breakfast is cancelled.

White America’s fixation with Asians is... interesting. Black America’s relationship with Asians is nearly as confusing. We need another 2LiveCrew sample to patch things up.

Sir, if you keep making intros this good, Yesha will make you keep doing them.

He said “chinaperson” like he was trying to be inclusive. I’m dying.

As the great Huey Freeman once said, niggas...

It would be delicious to see 45 deported by Mexico for being a criminal.

April Ryan is actually doing her job. This administration hates that.

Like, what do you do when you find out your lawyer had the feds on him? Better hit Mexico quick.

I wonder if she comes with those pants.