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I kind of like “hangs out with Janelle Moanae” Barbie.

Sometimes stupid people are gonna get offended. It comes with the territory.

Stupidity is not a difference of opinion. Some shit is just stupid, man. We aren’t obligated to engage stupidity but we are obligated to point it out as such when we do.

Exactly

Magic! Why didn’t we think of this earlier.

All I know is I’m done.

“Plus, it’s inconsistent with the reputation of Alpha Kappa Alpha,”*holds tongue with grip pliers*

“In a country with a functioning free press, Sarah Huckabee Sanders wouldn’t have a job.” Dude!!!!

I think it’s time for a new Public Enemy album. I’d take anybody that actively takes this administration on. Well, not Eminem, anybody else.

What sort of shithole country would do a thing like that?

This is not Juarez. This is completely unacceptable by all stretches of the imagination.

Anthony sent you hate mail from his girlfriend’s computer. That’s all we need to know about Anthony. Also, what Do racist Capitalize Random shit? Overactive pinky fingers?

She’s my hero now.

Dude is a lawyer’s worst nightmare.

I think I got it. It was being weird a minute ago.

I’m not 100% sure there’s value in people knowing that I’ve always been like this but I ain’t doing shit at work today.

Rappaport and Kanye are gonna pop up at your house, Damon.

Everybody knows real Black Gregs go by “G” to make it plain for the people.

A mass incarceration, certainly not THE mass incarceration. That culprit was obviously Ava DuVernay. (kidding)

It makes sense that she was bullied because of her race. She just got broken by the bombardment. It kind of makes sense. She decided if she can’t beat them, join them.