I can’t believe that I forgot about Panama’s one man boycott. The man is a prophet. I don’t go there because I’m cheap and get caramel macciato from the gas station for 1.29 but now I can say I’m supporting the cause.

To his credit, he probably had an amazing orgasm afterward.

Typical

It’s a racket from start to finish. That’s why I got snipped (2 kids later).

Funny, but it may have saved his life.

Again, when someone is having a mental breakdown, do not call the fucking police.

poor Tiffany

Stormy Daniels is apparently the smartest woman he has ever slept with... think about that.

She looks high as shit.

Jesus. They wonder why so many of us walk with slumped posture. Maybe we are trying to seem less like giants.

I wonder if anonymous Black guy could take Florida man.

Was it the first 70 degree day? You know how we are. And why is that dude on the right wearing a cape?

Why did you have to give yourself photo credit for this absolutely absurd photo?

Legendary

Uncle Luke demands a recount. *listens to scarred*

Also, we have a young man in pseudo power named “Connor Clegg”. That’s better than fiction.

Wait, they just buried several jars of extremely volatile material? Anyone else see the flaw in that logic? One lightning strike annd......

We shouldn’t look at any of the Cavs on defense this year. It is brutal to watch.

Teachers are losing. Students are losing so who’s winning? Big oil will be the first to complain that they can’t find qualified applicants for the tech side. Gee, I wonder why.

I can’t imagine his dad hearing about this while in Syria.