Beat his ass? He should probably be on trial.

yikes

The lesson of the day: DON’T EVER COME AT JOY AN REID.

Fuck Alabama

There was a little too much “Nothing to see here” going on from the beginning. At least the family will have a little closure. 

I jammed my toe while balling a month ago, that bitch is still swollen.

I am an old baller now but I usually play with teenagers and they make me look like LeBron because they have all seen too many Steph Curry highlights and have no idea what they are doing.

They made her watch “Get Hard” during intake and it changed her life.

Someone should do a skit where this actually happens to Jesus.

Joe Manchin is a snake but he is at least honest about it.

You can smoke weed and get laid in a good cult. Church, not so much.

Jesus needs to get is peeps together. They be on some whole ‘nother shit.

Start shit, play the victim. A classic bitch move.

“A guest enjoying the libations.” is hilarious. And did y’all just have a sit down talk about going outside?

They know how we are.

He is just disrespecting people with the size of that lead.

Don’t know why the world needed this explanation but it certainly is a better place now. Thank you and enjoy your star.

Not quite as heralded.

I feel this because I sometimes wonder if these White folks have finally broken me. I had to take a break from reading the Root because there’s only so much Whitefolkin’ I can take. I suppose the fact that it’s so heavy is a sighn I’m not on the road to being Uncle Tom...yet.

It’s Friday. Let’s just hold hands until clapback time.