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They seem to be using Windows 95 to run the financial aid office. There’s your problem right there. Also, Sallie Mae is fleecing Black Kids way worse than Tyrone and the get Fresh Crew.

I love Wanda but this normalizing of straight trash is a bridge too far for me.

First NRATV and 45 has a propaganda TV show now.... It’s so sad that the country is this dumb and it’s supposed to be OK. I’m just going to stick to video games and save any land I can. This one is fucked up.

Relax, nigga.

If it was that damned Chris Brown in drag, I’ll help Jay hide the body myself. But from the story, it seems it was someone that Bey was already semi-cool with. I will go stalk her instagram for research purposes, of course.

Every once in a while I forget and respond with “Fuck this place.” then shit gets all awkward.

Oh, I’m sure this is going to end well.

If I eva find out who is behind those creepy Daddy Finger videos, I’m smashing their hands with a hammer.

Dora makes me mad by asking stupid questions. “The red bridge is right fucking there, Dora!”

Caillou is a strait punk about everything. I hate lil dude.

Stacey Dash has almost pulled of not being Black. That ass is a dead giveaway, though.

You’ve never driven through Montana, I’m guessing.

I thought people only said that when they were hollering at a girl with dreadlocks.

We really got the whole bag, didn’t we?

Small government, huh? Not when vaginas might be involved.

That was beautiful.

The LifeAlert guys were probably dying with laughter when they showed up.

I still need to see video of Rand Paul getting washed by his neighbor. These guys, it’s a hard pass.

nailed it

I will really be happy when we stop calling people gay like it’s derogatory. Some people are gay, who cares???