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Imagine a world where every Black person just started blowing things up every time they got down. I’m probably going to get labeled a terrorist just for this comment.

It better be in the directors cut.

Bonus points because Killmonger is really Apollo Creed’s son.

I don’t even argue about it anymore. Yeah, yeah, I’m the real racist. Enjoy your bagel.

Their women don’t have any ass, doe. That will drive you crazy.

If Lauren London is involved I agree to be Boyfriend that leaves her after she gets pregnant after a way too graphic for stage sex scene.

Didn’t know we had “Had a fistfight with a future murderer” in common. Strange, ain’t it. Anyhoo, Killmonger made the cardinal mistake, if you are going to kill someone, make sure they die. I understand that after killing Forest Whitaker, he probably thought everyone had seen enough stabbings but for a guy that killed

Damn, brotha. We are actually getting too old for the shit, now. Take care of yourself.

No one ever said there wasn’t a situation when you should kill your ex and her friend. Okay, lawyers probably, but no one likes lawyers.

OJ got caught with the ole “If you had committed double murder, how would you have done it?” trick. Why are we asking him anything???

Don’t go misspelling “Suckabee”. It’s too perfect.

Anyone else notice the “Blue Lives Matter” flag the guy on the left is carrying? Cops support at a White Nationalist parade. What ever could that mean....

You mean they join the police force?

If it’s “All Falls Down” video Stacey Dash, I might be for it being a statue (especially the rear view).

You mean to tell me those cheap swords at the mall are actually dangerous??? You just made my day.

Did he own up to the 9.5 inches doe?

See, this story bugged me out, too. I had no one to get bugged out with but I should have known Panama was already on the case. I don’t feel any better about the aliens currently growing in John Kelly’s new man womb but at least I don’t feel like a weirdo.

I’m sending baby 1 to kindergarten soon and I’m all the way wound up. I don’t want to be the overbearing dad but ummm, I may allow myself to choke a person or two to let her know that I care.

*e-hugs*

This guy should definitely be negotiating a nuclear arms deal. What could possibly go wrong.