You know, Catholics are usually better about admitting guilt and atoning. You’re supposed to get weekly practice.

I come from the rural midwest, and that’s a misrepresentation.. there’s plenty of blue out there, but the red is the result of an echo chamber where ol’ Joe sits in the bar with ol’ Jim and they moan about the democrats or Hillary or whatever and they NEVER hear any intelligent conversation on politics. People need to…

I was a bouncer for a year in college, and had to break up maybe 2 fights the entire time? Anyone who asserts they don’t know a single person who wasn’t in a bar fight hangs out with a lot of assholes.

One night in a little saloon in Fort Stockton, Texas, I ripped a man’s leg off and beat another man to death with it. The West Texas desert ran red with blood that night, my friends, and it pooled underneath the I-10's overpass and I bathed as a grackle does in the puddled muddy water of the rolling thunderstorms…

2018 is the stupidest fucking year.

I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

I remember once, my kickboxing instructor took me to a bar, and made me dance with another man’s girlfriend. Well, he obviously did not take kindly to it, and I dance-fought with him and all his buddies. Was it a good idea? Certainly not. Did I learn a valuable lesson?

Well, if the Senate doesn’t take perjury seriously, the ABA sure will. How’s it going to look when a sitting Supreme Court judge gets disbarred?

Hell. He should go to hell. Since he's Catholic, it's even the really bad one.

Also beer doesn’t usually have ice in it when you throw it at strangers who tell you and your douchbro friends to stop staring at them... 

Vote.

It’s the bit of “A spokesperson for Senator Chuck Grassley told NBC News that ‘the texts from Ms. Berchem do not appear relevant or contradictory to Judge Kavanaugh’s testimony.’” that gets me. HOW NOT, CHUCK?

“At some point I think we have to admit we have lost the nation to the worst people, and that merely saying “Hey, that’s not fair,” just isn’t going to cut it. Not that I have a viable solution”

TBF I think passing out from drinking too much Boone’s Farm might be considered less “blacking out” and more of a “diabetic coma” ...

I feel you. I feel this exact same way. I’ve always been a bit more cynical than average by nature, but it’s taken me over completely at this point. I drink twice as much as I did pre-2016 while socializing 1/10th as much. I trust no one, and expect no one to trust me.

The worst fight (by far) that I ever saw in going to 500+ shows and concerts was not seeing Motorhead, not seeing Metallica, not seeing various punk bands — but at a Kool and The Gang show.

So there’s this story, which is awful beyond comprehension and makes my wife cry almost every night. The monster in the closet is still course the ongoing Mueller investigation. Then you have Duncan Hunter about to be re-elected while under a 48-count indictment, while attacking his opponent with the most vile…

Who the fuck gets into a fight at a reggae show?

From the NBC article:

This guy needs to go to rehab. And then not sit on the Supreme Court.