how horrifying for these 2 women.  to be chained in a van with no way out while the water rises. and then the 2 guards sitting on top of the van while 2 women drown underneath them.  just so awful.  maybe don’t chain people with no way out while driving through an area that is subject to flash flooding?

I’ve actually tried to picture physically fearing my husband and can’t do it. He’s too trustworthy in that way. He’s not perfect or a saint—I’m not saying it’s impossible that he’d let me down or hurt me in some way—but the notion of him trying to do this kind of thing? Nope.

It’s an awfully big coincedence that all her roles are written terribly and she just happens to suck. Everyone on GOT gets terrible writing all of the time. Especially last season. Not all of them are as awful. Maisie Williams, who is younger, had to act the pure shit that was her time in Braavos and managed.

And there are those who would claim there’s something wrong with you. Nope. You’re just not a psychic/mind-reader/fortune-teller/lottery-winner. Most humans are wired to trust people and believe them, and also to want to partner with and love someone. That’s normal. But if they just don’t exist... women need to accept…

Drake texts a 14 year old girl about boys, while also having a “friendship” with a 16 year old model who he may or may not be dating now at 18 years old.

Yep. No more boyfriends staying over at my house. Ever. The number of nice, employed, well-educated, polite men I’ve met and become involved with who weren’t seriously fucked up, one way or another, and looking to take it out on women somehow is um...three. In 35 years of relationships and marriage. Seriously, three me…

The wipes are THE BEST! Well, they were 2 years ago, I dunno if they’ve changed. But man, they were so good. My husband and I both have baby fever, so more diapers are probably in my future and I’ll definitely give Honest another shot. At least I’d end up with a few pounds of those awesome wipes.

I liked Honest diapers designs, but the things were like cardboard. All other diapers we’ve bought have had Minnie Mouse, Sesame Street, Hello Kitty, Paw Patrol, Doc McStuffins and omfg I can’t believe I’m actually typing these words out and I know who these characters are. Anyway, I would LOVE character-free diapers.…

That had to be terrifying. I bet he was planning to kill her.

My infant who wore Pampers didn’t know who Elmo was and didn’t care. I switched to store brand a while back when the pampers started leaking and those just have stars or squares.

Except that the linked New York Post article speculates that it’s because most of the Sesame Streets characters are guys so it may actually be the whiny hysterical feminists fault.

pretty sure everyone dealing with a baby is crazy.... lack of sleep will do that

My old high school friend is the actress. Couldn’t agree more! <3

The sequel to My Date With the President’s Daughter is really fucking weird, you guys!

Jared and Ivanka were on entertainment mogul and Democratic donor David Geffen’s $300 million yacht—one of the largest in the world—off the coast of Croatia, on vacation with Wendi Deng, a businesswoman and former wife of Rubert Murdoch.”

A global crime family would be a hellva lot more competent than these fools...hence their globalness...

10-1 this poor kid cums in his pants on national tv

I hope that goofy-looking bastard doesn’t let the producers pressure him into it. Hold on to your treasure, Colton!

I literally cannot think of anything less sexy than watching some Spencer Pratt look-a-like virgin try to fuck for the first time.  I’m really trying, and I just can’t. 

There’s not a very large overlap in the Venn diagram of people who only get their news from Fox and people who read books.