Conspiracy Theory Time: Jennifer Garner is Sydney Bristow. 

It’s the new “I was such an outcast in high school.”

A friend of mine went to the same treatment facility as him fairly recently and was/is(?) frequently invited to his house afterward for parties. You could say that he is still “struggling”.

It’s not really that insane, if it’s about your kids. If he’s sober, he’ll get more custody, which is good for the kids (as long as he is indeed sober). Basically, it sounds like she’s doing him a favor. Or maybe that’s just how she wants it to sound? I dunno, but as it’s put here, that’s what I’m getting.

I can’t tell if she’s legit that charming/geeky/nice, or if she is *that good* at leaking info without getting any dirt on herself. Considering how marriage #1 ended, maybe a combo?

Angelina Jolie should hire Jennifer Garner’s PR people because that’s how you get a dig in while keeping your hands clean. 

Jen and Ben are kind of the opposite of most celeb divorces--stay on good terms, keep your dirty undies out of the press, take care of each other and remember we all still have to raise these kids together.

Honestly, as much as I love seafood and beef, if you just cut those out of your diet (or tried to limit consumption as much as possible) you could drive a V12 for the rest of your life and still not come close to your previous carbon footprint.

The plight of these whales needs our attention. Stop eating chinook salmon http://www.kuow.org/post/want-save-orcas-stop-eating-chinook-salmon-whale-biologist-says

I work for a state government, and basically, you have to keep in mind that anything you say in an email might one day be on the front page of the news. It’s common sense, which obviously is lacking in this administration. FOIA requests will supersede your NDAs dummies.

I’m from Vancouver Island, and grew up around the First Nations people who revere these intelligent, emotional, empathetic creatures. As a result of the same upbringing, most people I’ve known in the coastal towns have adopted their own reverence for them, despite not having indigenous heritage.

So it’s just…

Probably not Pantene. It would take way more than three minutes to miraculously fix whatever ails her grey matter.

Every time I log in at work I get a notice that I have NO expectation of privacy.

For $15,000 a month, I am wiling to keep quiet about this administration.

All that evident torture she’s put her hair through seems to have affected her brain. Do they make Pantene for the mind?

I got to see this pod a few years ago, back while Granny, who lived to be about 105 years old, was still around and with them. They are incredible creatures and it is amazing to see them, in their natural habitat, as close as they want. This story is so heartbreaking and whatever J35 was seeking in carrying her calf…

The biologists who study J pod were just sobbing day after day watching her carry her baby. 

I just got back from a vacation in Seattle last week (f’ing awesome city - I’m jealous!) and we went on a whale watching boat from Friday Harbor to try to find the Orca pod. No luck (but we got to hang out with a humpback for about 45 minutes!), but the employees on the boat know that pod really well and they had seen…

Oh man, this reminds me of the end of the film Big Red One. When the soldiers liberate the death camp, one of the kids is on the verge of death. Lee Marvin carries him on his shoulders. The boy dies and Lee Marvin still carries him for several more hours.

I live in Seattle and this story has been heartbreaking--in addition to this J50, a four year old, is so starved you can see the bones of her skull. They’re trying everything, even a plan to hand feed her live Chinook if they can get close enough.