Make her into a sleeper agent OR replace her with a droid. Nobody will notice.

Hmmm... if only we can bring in a special opps person to be his new confidante/decision-maker and have that person feed new (read: good for the betterment of society) opinions into Trump’s empty brain. Voila! The world is not ruined!

YES. I have 2 books on my bedside table and one on my Kindle plus god knows how many in my “To Read” list on Goodreads as well as in my Notes app on my phone. Alas.

I have a friend who falls under that statistic. My goal is to read 20 books this year (small, but I like to under-promise and over-deliver). Her goal is to read ONE. One book. I tried lending her Tina Fey’s book awhile ago and she never got around to reading it. I tried lending her everything from The Psychopath Test…

I saw Shia LaBeouf as well. I really thought the conclusion of the story was a “JK! Shia is doing some weird performance art as a scammer!” Alas.

programe13 was likely referring to W wanting to spend more time with his family and his ill parents, not HW.

YES! Thank you!

Ugh. I remember leaving a poli sci class early to watch the 2008 inauguration. They had it on the TV in the lobby and everyone watched and teared up/cried. I think many people will be crying this year, but for a different reason.

I see him more as a sleeper agent that will be triggered by the most inane phrase. “Trump loves golden showers,” “You succeeded, Mr. President!” “Wow, I love your hair” are all possibilities.

What’s that website again that collects stories from freelancers who deal with crazy clients? Shit my clients say? I keep wanting to read the newer posts, but can’t remember the URL and don’t want to search for “shit my clients say.”

That’s so sad. I’m glad they all made it out alive and I’m assuming the judge removed their parenting privileges. I hope the children are in a much better environment for them to flourish.

That’s what boggles my mind. I assumed that the father didn’t live in the house and had limited visitation privileges until I got to the second half of the article. What the ever-loving fuck?!

Very good point. She looks so much like a meth addict that I half-expected the story to be based in Florida.

That’s absolutely horrible. 30 lbs is about twice as heavy as my cat. This poor 12 year-old boy is only twice as heavy as a mother-fucking CAT. My parent’s dogs are both about 3 times as heavy as that.

This is simultaneously beautiful and ruining my favorite children’s book. I made my parents read that to me about 9874654894156 times and (apparently) would try to say “hush” with a lisp, so it came out “hus.”

My husband and I watched it and laughed the entire way through it. The dialogue is embarrassing for everyone involved (except, maybe, the author).

Ugh. That’s what’s so infuriating about all of this. I was a dumbass and didn’t use more than a condom when sleeping with guys, until a few months before I got married (praise whomever for never getting pregnant). The ironic twist to that is that my Catholic mother was the one who demanded I get on birth control and…

I am! Granted, I only had 4. MOH was my sister, 2 bridesmaids were sisters-in-law (1 is brother’s wife and 1 is husband’s sister), and 1 was one of my closest friends who was also my confidante during the entire beginning of our relationship. I may not like my brother’s wife very much, but I’m still very close with…

Or Oklahoma, the Florida of the almost-South.

I knew I shouldn’t have watched that video while at work, but I couldn’t help it. It was so sweet and clearly full of respect. I love them so much. Biden’s face when he realized what was happening and then when they were actually laying the medal on him simultaneously warmed and broke my heart.