does the patch let me avoid all the shitbags I encounter in ranked? No? Still just 3 of the god knows how many? Yes? Then fuck Overwatch.

So Netflix just won the internet.

They have a handle, they just give no fucks. Trust them “it’s not as big of a problem” as EVERYONE says it is. Nope. 3 avoid slots is almost one too many. Wouldn’t want everyone blacklisting the trolls into long queues that end in games of 6 trolls v 6 trolls.

So he’s afraid people will leave forever because of the number of maps and heroes, but apparently doesn’t think the number of shitbags in the matches and the laughably low 3 avoid slots isn’t an issue. He doesn’t think that people leave because they can’t avoid matching up with assholes match after match after match…

I get it, and the compaint isn’t entirely unreasonable, but the mentality of “we need a _______ because we don’t have/haven’t had one, and _____ are complaining about it!” itself is bullshit. When artists stop creating works naturally and instead start creating to meet an agenda—however noble that agenda may…

I was expecting a shitty trailer for a movie I’ll never watch , and I got a shitty trailer a movie I’ll never watch.

I wish HBO would make America great again and give us Season 8 already.

I believe hookers generally get paid when told to get the fuck out.

Any Catholic Church will suffice.

And thanks for that I just had to call out from work because I pissed myself when REAL, no flames, no lips Optimus Prime appeared.

Nintendo’s solution to the Switch’s lack of a dedicated mic was to create a smartphone app so you can connect and talk with the people you’re playing with.

its 2018, plugs can identify however they want, and should be allowed to enter any port.

thousands of bros suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced. I fear something wonderful has happened. 

What the fuck is this black magic?!? Burn the heretic!

This is nice, but it’s not Lion King or Aladdin...

And yet, my PYMK is full of random people I have never met in my life. I’d be thrilled if it recommended people I went to school with, or worked with in the past, but the tool is so worthless to me, I wish I could hide it so I don’t accidentally click on someone that I don’t know.

I left WoW on February 14th 2016, uninstalled and never went back.

People who do drugs, overdose and die shouldn’t be immortalized. If we are actually ok with that, then I want a statue made for every other dead criminal, and a nice story written about each one of them too.