I know by “partner” you mean “spouse” but I like to picture the law firm of Somenameoranother and Associates where the senior partners consist of a “law-talkin’ dude” and, uh, someone else.
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This is fucking beautiful—it’s always wonderful to see women supporting each other while pushing each other. Thank you, women of the NYFD and all fire departments around the country for supporting the sisterhood.
Goldie didn’t have star all these years? She’s had an Oscar for almost 50 years! But you’ve gotta love Goldie and Kurt getting them together.
This is why when my conservative relatives and associates comment about the Republican party being the Party of Christian Values and I laugh in their face. The well known detrimental effects of what these chuckleheads are about to do should make any of these so-called “Christians” stop and say “No no, we can’t do this…
Jesus Christ, get off your high horse. This is not the same as the Pepsi ad (for one thing, where’s the supermodel or notion that a carbonated beverage can soothe the savagery of the riot police) though I’m sure saying so gives you a bit of smug satisfaction. It’s a beer ad, yes, but at least it’s a beer ad that is…
Wouldn’t it be great if nobody ever mentioned a Kardashian ever again?
He’ll be back soon, he just stepped out to buy some cigarettes... 3 months ago : (
I gave birth last Saturday, when I was only 25 weeks along, because my high blood pressure turned into preeclampsia and then HELLP syndrome in a matter of days. Original plan was to keep me at the hospital for as many weeks as possible before delivery, but my labs turned bad and then worse and doctors think I would…
Are you not proud to be an American, where at least you know you’re free???
I often wonder, if the ATF or whoever had blasted this Lee Greenwood song at the Branch Davidian compound in Waco, could that whole fiery disaster have been avoided? Because if I was holed up somewhere and they started blasting this song, I would immediately surrender / roll on ground / engage in submissive…
Not enough of a fuss has been made about Ivanka going to Berlin for the W20 summit. She has no qualifications to work in policy, international law or norms, diplomacy, or women’s rights. She has no reason to be the representative for our country, other than being the daughter of the president. She is not a fucking…
I look forward to the day that Jeff Sessions tries to withhold federal funding from California for our refusal to do the federal government’s job, because we will sue him into oblivion and Trump and his administration will likely be handed another defeat before the fucking Supreme Court. In conclusion, fuck off Jeff…
Run interference for guests/family members you know will stress her out. Talk her down from any wedding crazies. Tell her how much you love your dress and that you can totally wear it again. Plan the bachelorette. Help wrangle bridesmaids day of. Make sure the bride has a chance to eat something before the ceremony…
What really meant the most to me was that my MOH was always really concerned with what *I* wanted at any given moment, and then she made it happen. My bachelorette party, for example, involved going to the zoo, then a fondue restaurant, then having a sleepover at a fancy hotel. She arranged everything and it meant so…
That Jennifer Garner story is missing important facts! Like what kind of kitties did she hang out with? Which ones did she give head skritches to, how many gently headbutted her (out of love, of course), and which ones demanded belly rubs? Were there wrasslin’ kitties, just like there are in my living room right this…
It’s because she’s incapable of having an opinion. When she’s owned by corporate sponsorships and skipped out on school for a modeling career, she’s only capable of having Quinn Morgendorfer-level, superficial thoughts: Which is my best side? Can you see my pores? and saving only the cute animals.
I love Beck Bennet, no wait. I’m thinking of Kyle Mooney.
I got told “you’re too pretty to be worried about politics/reliigous studies/philosophy/gender studies . . . or anything bordering on intelligence.” And another was “I find it disappointing that you’re so academic. You really don’t need to be.”
Well if anyone knows what it is like to be a sleazebag it is Alec Baldwin, perfect choice of casting.