Thanks! I have those. I say those cause I have the clear blue monitor and then also got the pink one cause why not. I too got pregnant the first month with the CBFM. And then miscarried. I’m a little scared about being pregnant again. I was so nonchalant with my son, I never imagined things could/would go wrong. Now I…

Same. Maybe this is hyperbolic or naive of me, but I think the election was the most heartbreaking thing I’ve experienced as an adult.

It makes me really sad to see pictures and video of HRC from the campaign.

“Maybe I have overlearned the lesson of staying calm, biting my tongue, digging my fingernails into a clenched fist, smiling all the while, determined to present a composed face to the world.”

Wallander!

Look at the Donald trump cosplayers

I’m a Southerner, born and bred, and these people are fucking appalling. The Confederates were not American soldiers and every last one of the leaders of the secessionist movement were traitors.

What a nice segue into my own weekly existential crisis.

Usually I wait until Sunday evening to really stare into the void, but okay, now is good.

It’s like Brave New World meets ‘adorkable’.

here is what men always fucking do:

I hope he has a big role because he is fucking charismatic as hell.

Meanwhile, Drake Bell considers the realities of not being invited to the wedding.

My anecdata suggests that men in long term relationships are happier than the women in them

Jenny Slate must have a huge dick.

From Evans to Hamm? Damn, that’s going from the sundae bar to the pastry buffet! GET IT, GIRL.

Hottest take: It’s OK to not like things other people like and it’s also OK for them to like things you don’t.

Hot take: Rosé sucks

Speaking of great songs, what are you lovely Jezzies listening to this fine weekend?

I feel so band for him, his parents dying, his guilt not seeing them more and his addictions. Kourtney is looking out for those kids but Scott needs to clean up for them too.

Tiger Woods’s life began spiraling out of control after his “cheating scandal” in 2009.