It’s me and a group of 400 teenagers in a sweatshop in Moldova I pay to post for me.

Idk, this season of Scandal might still be a bit far-fetched, but when I was catching up on the show over the summer, I started wishing it was our reality. A presidential race between a seemingly pro-choice Republican woman and a progressive, Latino Democrat? Sign me the fuck up!

“Now these three drawers are labeled ‘Overly Self-Critical...’ do you think I should sub categorize these out? I’m so lazy! I never follow through! My sister is better at everything!”

It’s pretty staggering. If Trump had actually waited and tried to gain the proper support behind the scenes and, you know, actually practiced good negotiation tactics, it’s possible they could have eked out a victory. Instead, he looks like a complete and utter failure.

The heart wants what the heart wants!

Dax Shepard accidentally taught his baby to say “fuck” but he’s proud because she’s “nailed the syntax.”

I would also argue they do a pretty good job of explicitly debunking the “held captive” theory, and the transitioning theory too. don’t think it’s exploitative in the way this article implies... it’s obviously full of people who genuinely care about him, and it’s handled with a lot of nuance. The upshot of its…