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I’ve been to Iceland AND Wyoming.

Am I… Do I… Do they want us to… Hm…

I don’t know what DVT is but I don’t feel like googling it. I am going to assume it’s an STD transmitted by tray tables being jammed into your crotch.

I am hobbit-sized and I have never complained about leg room until this year. United is awful but the others aren’t much better.

I was on a trip last week. I flew American for the first three hours part of my journey, then United for the next three hours. United definitely had more leg room and just overall felt roomier.

What the fuuuuuuuuu. That’s ridiculous.

United can suck my kosher sausage.

United can suck my kosher sausage.

Man that is just like my engagement story. I was putting away some groceries while my husband was doing the dishes and he said “Let’s get married” and I said “Sure”.

You need to sleep with one eye open from now on. That cat’s definitely gonna try and kill you in your sleep for posting that pic.

Here’s a brain cleanser

Nah. It means Donald unbuttoned the top five buttons of his shirt and smeared his own ballsweat on his leathery chest.

One of two things needs to happen in the world of paid athletes (and I’m counting professional, major/minor league, as well as the olympics here).

a) Just say fuck it, and let these performers put any substance they want into their bodies. Level the playing field, as it were, between the super rich (the Armstrong’s

Now he’ll have to make the Trek to get a new bike.

He’s wheelie,wheelie mad.

He thinks he’s so specialized.

That derailed quickly.

Without his bike, it will be a Giant Trek to the starting line.  

this just perpetuates a vicious cycle.

He got all huffy.