Why does Nick Lachey have $4.5 million to drop on a house?! He and his band were like, borderline moderately successful for about 6 months twenty years ago.

I think you just blew my mind.

I would like more BOOKS at the bookstore, please. I hate ordering books online because I want the instant gratification of holding a book in my hands. My wild evening? Book in one hand, Chipotle burrito in the other.

Maybe she can take a page out of the Kardashian-Jenner playbook and charge Kim K for stanning. Student becomes master, that sort of thing.

Maybe she could try embroidery as a next hobby?

Tony Robbins is still a thing...?

i sure hope you spell everything fucking perfectly.

i’m going to re-post my reply to everyone who think these teachers’ comments are ok:

Hudson is an idiot because she didn’t know how to spell Ta-Nehisi Coates’s name? Seriously?

Thunderdome. Only we rig it so that two enter and none come out.

Daniel Tiger AND Wild Kratz seasons leaving??? And nothing new arriving???

Hahahahahaha good.

I didn’t even realize that was her in the top pic until you pointed it out.

God, the amount of work Khloe has gotten done is staggering. I’m 100% in favor of doing whatever it takes to feel good when you look in the mirror, and I know she was always insecure compared to her sisters - so good for her. But she literally looks like a different person!

Same. If I lost 40 lbs (which on my 6'2 frame isn’t that much) and did my hair/makeup and wore something other than jeans and vans every day I could probably be pretty bangin. But I also like sleep, playing with my dog and being lazy so I'll just be below average. It's not a bad life.

Yep. They must have put the squeeze on her to settle.

Sometimes I think that I could be a Hot Girl if I could just be bothered. I’m way too lazy for that shit.