Craig Melvin is a brother without a mustache but he was about to pick the phone and call the fam in the ‘sip.

Apparently being a (1) Black (2) journalist is enough to incense a Bubba so greatly, on sight alone, that it cannot resist pulling off the road immediately and attacking.

Poor dumbfuck Wallace doesn’t even realize that “report it accurately” isn’t going to result in the report he wants.

To say nothing of the fact that none of what Brewster was reporting on had anything to do with whichever RWNJ-fervent-belief-conflated-with-actual-fact was on the hamster wheel in Wally’s head.

I like how Craig Melvin got his Pop voice on like he was about to take off his belt, “Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey”. LOL

SMART goals were not designed for home use. They were designed for companies, by HR, to limit liability of people having lawsuits against the company by having two people with vague goals, and sueing because someone didn’t get a promotion.

“What do you think Mark Wahlberg, who was going to be the star of the movie adaptation of the hit action-adventure game Uncharted for what seems like a million years, is thinking as he stands behind Tom Holland, the star of the Uncharted movie?”

I would love to see a narrated animation of this crime.  Like Archer style.  How stupid you gotta be?

I’m so glad that more laptop manufacturers are offering products that ditch the stereotypical gamer look in the products in favor of something more understated.

I need her to break that old bitch down like a fraction

13. Load it up with ad-blockers and make Gizmodo readable.

I already said what I had to say over at AV. So....over at IO9, I’m sorry to the surviving cast and crew that really stuck with it to the end. It sucks to lose a job, yet all I imagine is Orlando Jones scrolling through all the comments and tweets in response to this news...

It was on life support after Gillian Anderson left, and Orlando Jones getting screwed over killed it for me. Good riddance.

Yeah I know we were never getting a sequel to Man From UNCLE either way, but the Armie Hammer news pretty much is the final nail I guess. Makes me sad, I loved the hell out of that movie.

I hope he’s not a secret cannibal like his co-star in that spy movie that was surprisingly solid yet quickly forgotten forever ago.

Alice really can’t catch a break though with the lead star of her new show being a Whedon regular who was defending him against Ray Fisher riiiiiight up until his Buffy co-stars came out and then he got kinda quiet.

“I respect Kerrion. I’m not Kerrion’s equal though. I’m not his equal. I’m his dad. And when you talk to me, especially about things that you say that you want from me, I can’t hear you when you are extremely aggressive when we’re communicating.”

The wildness of telling someone else that they weren’t abandoned.

Since she was on the showcase she likely won at least 2 prizes before that so I give zero shits for her. All my shits go to the people who get to “Come On Down” and just get stuck there.

Subscription TV has had the exact opposite effect than what we were promised ten years ago. There are too many of them, you only want to watch one or two shows they offer, and once you pay for a few of them you’re spending more than you did on that cable TV cord you triumphantly cut. We were promised the “next great…

No, they’re just literally following the directions on the bottle... “mix thoroughly... before pouring into douche bag”