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it's a delightful smorgasbord for the eyes.

Ok ok ok ok that seems bad but has anybody found out if her skin was white as snow? Cause if so-I blame the liberal fairytale media for corrupting our middle aged adult pedophiles.

‘...there’s nothing going on behind that flat expression....that’s hardly “supermodel” status.’

Exactly. All the single-name greats in the Freedom video were born for the lens. Kendall was born for reality tv and selfies on Instagram, or so it seems.

They don’t seem to have that thing. You know, that mesmerizing quality? It’s that thing that Cindy Crawford had. She was beautiful but plain in comparison to the new crop but put a camera in front of her and the world stops.

I’m here for this.

TRUTH! Why is your comment not slathered with stars?

this video is glorious work of art!!!

I hope the day never comes when some shitstain like Justin Bieber or a Jonas tries to remake this video with Kendall, Gigi, the other one, etc.

Love that her response included the term “cyberbullying”

#teamLinda

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Sorry, but you had to be in this video or at least alive when it happened to be counted as a supermodel. I don’t make the rules!

I will wear this with a goat, on a boat, in the rain, on a train, on the track, on my back. I will put it on at my locker while reciting lines from Meet the Fockers. I will drink my fifth beer, here, in the pub, but not the club. I am 39, too old for such a time. I love pink lemonade, the day I get paid, and trust

Forgot one:

rattles abound

wrong! Adele is 45 and Tay is 14

This blew my mind

I bet she couldn’t wait to tell that waiter how articulate he was.

Ms. Bell’s posting of concern for the African-American community

The thing that scares me the most is the part where she thinks she’s being positive.