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Thunderdome. Only we rig it so that two enter and none come out.

Of course Mike’s new car couldn’t beat the train. What is that, an Aztec?

For a place named Safetyville, there are a LOT of accidents...

Hahahahahaha good.

I didn’t even realize that was her in the top pic until you pointed it out.

God, the amount of work Khloe has gotten done is staggering. I’m 100% in favor of doing whatever it takes to feel good when you look in the mirror, and I know she was always insecure compared to her sisters - so good for her. But she literally looks like a different person!

Same. If I lost 40 lbs (which on my 6'2 frame isn’t that much) and did my hair/makeup and wore something other than jeans and vans every day I could probably be pretty bangin. But I also like sleep, playing with my dog and being lazy so I'll just be below average. It's not a bad life.

Yep. They must have put the squeeze on her to settle.

can we please stop this “waist training” bullshit and just call them corsets, which is what they fucking are?

Sometimes I think that I could be a Hot Girl if I could just be bothered. I’m way too lazy for that shit.

it's a delightful smorgasbord for the eyes.

Ok ok ok ok that seems bad but has anybody found out if her skin was white as snow? Cause if so-I blame the liberal fairytale media for corrupting our middle aged adult pedophiles.

‘...there’s nothing going on behind that flat expression....that’s hardly “supermodel” status.’

Exactly. All the single-name greats in the Freedom video were born for the lens. Kendall was born for reality tv and selfies on Instagram, or so it seems.

They don’t seem to have that thing. You know, that mesmerizing quality? It’s that thing that Cindy Crawford had. She was beautiful but plain in comparison to the new crop but put a camera in front of her and the world stops.

I’m here for this.

TRUTH! Why is your comment not slathered with stars?

I hope the day never comes when some shitstain like Justin Bieber or a Jonas tries to remake this video with Kendall, Gigi, the other one, etc.

Love that her response included the term “cyberbullying”