I will wear this with a goat, on a boat, in the rain, on a train, on the track, on my back. I will put it on at my locker while reciting lines from Meet the Fockers. I will drink my fifth beer, here, in the pub, but not the club. I am 39, too old for such a time. I love pink lemonade, the day I get paid, and trust…

Forgot one:

rattles abound

wrong! Adele is 45 and Tay is 14

This blew my mind

Black women can’t even decide what fucking hairstyle they can wear on air. And when they “engage” with viewers on Facebook—this asshole’s lawyer is crowing about how she talks back at people and that this is a boon for the network—they’re deemed angry black bitches with a chip on their shoulder.

I bet she couldn’t wait to tell that waiter how articulate he was.

Ms. Bell’s posting of concern for the African-American community

The thing that scares me the most is the part where she thinks she’s being positive.

I was going to say exactly that. Black people don’t get a racist pass. How much crap do we give Stacey Dash for the idiocy she spews?

their mothers work multiple jobs

Tee hee, I’m a hard core Christian and think that pic is hilarious! Andplusalso I don’t give a rat’s ass about the religion of the POTUS - it’s none of my concern, as mine is none of theirs. That being said, I can’t believe that Trump thinks that he can fool Christians... the man has broken every commandment in the…

I know too many people (I’m old) who did the work under the table thing, and thought they were so damned clever. Except that, now, they want to retire and their Social Security won’t even cover rent.

Side note: I teach college, and a group of my students were talking this past April about taxes. “Oh, I don’t even file anything,” one said. “If you don’t file by a certain time, they just do it for you anyway and take it out.” A few others agreed that this was a smart plan. “You guys, that’s not them doing it for…

Other people who regret appearing in Wild Wild West:

From their music you’d never be able to tell. And it’s always been this way. The first time I heard her back when she first came out, it annoyed me and someone said the lyrics were from her diary when she was 12 or whatever.

Nah. I just googled and Tay is two years younger at 26. I’m still older than both and no where near as wealthy/talented and now I’m sad.

That fact NEVER stops blowing my mind!!

“Cause baby now we got bad blood, you know it used to be mad love, so take a look what you’ve done, ‘cause baby now we got bad blood.”