The weirdest thing about the hookup scene was the way they turned Josie into a Barbie doll by erasing her nipples.

If Flav doesn’t want to be political, he shouldn’t be in a band called Public Enemy.

“Finally!” ~ Flavor Flav’s understudy

The one thing I couldn’t look over in the first one is the gene editing thing: they fiddle with genes to create dinosaurs, which would be the greastest achievement ever in science: curing every single genetic disease, possibly becoming immortal... and they use it for a theme park.

“They also, presumably, felt a touch of shame once, as a college student, they watched Primer and realized Donnie Darko is sorta undercooked and tonally sloppy”

Imagine if people didn’t have to prove how cool they are by shitting on a good movie via praise for a movie that’s really nothing like it at all.

It is not “spendy” it is expensive.  Saying “spendy” makes you sound like an idiot.

No good content will ever follow ‘Meet the...influencers who...’.

Imagine being 70+ and still dressing like that. 

Sitting alone in a studio, playing along to a click track, to see if he qualifies for his own job.

And this is why I’d be the perfect choice for Jeopardy. I’d keep the seat warm for the person who doesn’t want to follow a legend, but doesn’t mind following the guy who followed the legend and was subsequently run out of town.

Or you know, just get an Indian actor to play an Indian character instead of a white dude doing an impression.

I hope starting a family will help her deal with her feelings of inadequacy compared to Homer Simpson. 

I am endlessly shocked when I am reminded she’s in her 30s when everything she says and does screams edgy 16 year old...

The only thing I got from this article was a reminder that Bird Box was a thing that happened.

Someone on Twitter joked that this ad shows “a courageous journey of a woman transforming her body from 116 pounds to 112 pounds”

I think if I lived in an area as amazing as the people in the average Peloton ad, I’d take a walk outside instead of riding a dumb stationary bike.

Great job, celebrity’s social media team!

That Ferguson isn’t on the air and the likes of Fallon are upsets me greatly. 

Agreed, I laughed a lot in parts of his stand up. But in others, he just seemed so angry about everything. I know comedians are supposed to be annoyed by things, but man seeing him shouting the word “faggot” just to show he is not intimidated by pc culture (or whatever), he just looked like a loud and bigoted old man…