I don’t understand why an a-list, or at list a-list adjacent celebrity needs to go to such lengths to pick up chicks? I could understand why some unattractive, low status dudes would need to concoct a scheme like this to scam on women, but I have a hard time believing Franco has a rough go of it. He’s got some weird…

LOL Facebook watch? Hell-to-the-fucking-no. Zuck can go fuck himself.

This seems like the kind of article where Serious Media Knowers get Big Mad in the comments.

I would’ve preferred it if they had passed judgment.

Urkel gave us one of the weirdest and most wonderful of all nerd stereotypes: he liked cheese.  Freakin’ nerds eating their cheese.  What a bunch of nerds.

I have three children. A boy and two girls, in order of age.

“and I find myself heartened by living in a culture where the curiosities of the “nerd” have not only been normalized, but also reflected in mass-market entertainment like Marvel and Star Wars.”

Maybe the film just wasn’t for you and the people involved weren’t mind-rapists?  Just a thought.  

Not a parent, huh?

My one thought after every scene this episode was: "so pretty... But what's the point?"

I’m not sure how I feel about going on Twitter to tell Twitter that you don’t care what Twitter thinks.

You really live up to your screen name.

Actually, Tarantino’s parties are all just stolen bits (or “homages”) from low-budget parties from the 60s and 70s that he liked.

Ugh, phrasing.

THEY CALL ME SENOR BARDEM!

“Get me Javier Bardem’s American non-union equivalent!”

Sold on Spike Jonez; unsure about medical science.

Of all the actors to turn into right wing nut jobs, James Woods hurts the most. Maybe he never left the Videodrome?

Watch out, Itchy—he’s Irish!