coffeebird
Coffeebird
coffeebird

Five Nights at Mercy’s.

Google is your friend. And she’s a he. Rejecting one’s penis and having everyone go along with your mental illness doesn’t change basic biology. Scarlet isn’t a heroine for feminism, but the latest attack on biological women who are now expected to go to the back of the culture bus as mentally ill men take their place

The answer to your question is: ‘Yes, you are the problem, and you represent a cancer long plaguing the gaming community.’

Natalie Portman comes to mind...

If I recall, Nordic blonde women have typically made more of an impact opting for the 9-iron.

Also, because I missed this earlier: there actually is something more pathetic: the fact that you made your account specifically to post this “other people are happy, and I’m butthurt because I’m a miserable asshole” comment.

That lawsuit sounds like some pretzel logic...

Oops, looks like they just got caught with a “backdoor access” problem that they’ve promised to remedy too...

They even had Dibny on the door. Come on, guys, get it right. It’s not that hard a... stretch.

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Okay, I’m going to share a scary story— really more of a scary fact of my life, past, present, and future, than a single story— that only about eight people on the planet know fully about, one of which is no longer with us, making the grand total seven. And now you will know, too, random internet person! I’ve created

Ok, here goes. Writing this out makes me want to barf. 

This is a little more creepy/disturbing than scary, but it’s something that still gives me chills when I think about it (and I try not to think about it very often). Note: All names have been changed.

So I moved around a lot when I grew up, but there was one house in particular that was very very much haunted.  

Ok, first time commenting, so I’m sure I’ll be buried in the grays.... but, here goes.

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

You’re a regular asshole. And I commend you for it.

You magnificent bastard!

Why settle for the lesser evil?

It’s not crazy that they’re next species to take over after we die off: