Edgar Allan Poo...

An emu nest?

Please. Sous Vide. An Emu Egg.

There will not be a new election because of a report about Trump watching prostitutes piss on each other.

Because getting excited over dumb BS like this doesn’t actually accomplish anything.

This is a dumb thing for liberals to get excited about.

What I think is funny is how desperate Trump is to find someone, ANYONE to play his gig

Well Melania has to do it 365 days a year

Bit of a try-hard post wasn't it?

If you're trying to be funny, it's kinda lame. If you're trying to be serious... it's kinda lame. Sorry love.

Why? The one reason I can see for it in the article boils down to it being a derisive and snarky way to make the same criticism, and you as an employee of Gawker have absolutely zero grounds for trying to tell people not to act in that fashion.