I think empathy is generally a good thing in almost all circumstances (hot take, I know) but there are some circumstances where empathy can be limiting. Like, if you’re a doctor or a nurse or a firefighter who can’t handle watching people die sometimes, you’re going to be useless at your job.

okay but like lets circle back to the main story here which is why in the fuck would you get h20 tattooed on yourself

It’s called having a “frap”.

Huh, you don’t usually see KY preventing gay couples from coming together.

“It kind of sucks for the residents that they had to hear it, but it also sucks for the cops who were likely having an important bonding moment and totally bungled it with a Police Academy-type stunt.”

Yes! It means “Ew, gross, she can walk in them without breaking anything. Does she even care about my boner?”

Say it with me fellas-

Who did this? They deserve all the awards.

God, I love Moss so much.

I’m still at the “WAT” stage. I’ll get to BRUH eventually with this story.

Kid is a sociopath

Uhhh, excuse the fuck out of me, but I look goddamn fantastic in a maxi dress. You can pry them from my cold dead hands.

It may not be a “thing” in the sense of being a thing that happens frequently or even semi-frequently, but it is clearly a thing that happened to Leeza Pearson and her daughter.

Never actually tried tinder, just observe the wrecks from infantile men who can't handle rejection which is enough. But don't give up! It's hard, but you can find a lover through online dating. I found Batman online and he's the tits!

So did they fuck, or what?

Okay, but we can talk about the merits/silliness of flower crowns and see-through dresses without calling these people basic, try-hard, conformist losers, you know? I'm sure plenty of them are awful people, but I'm sure there are also plenty of lovely people who were like "hahah, I love this weird crop top. Gonna wear…

That (reaction) was ... uncomfortable. I think some people would be freaking out about this clip if their gender roles were reversed.

“button nose and sly smile” YOU ARE DESCRIBING A NORMAL CAT. THAT IS HOW THEIR FACES ARE SHAPED.