I would absolutely wear a Sexy Handmaiden costume for Halloween. If anybody wants to make a Sexy Handmaiden costume for a 6'8", 320 lbs, mixed-race dude, hit me up.

She doesn’t look like herself.

To be honest, I think the sister (the one getting married) comes off as the true hero of the story here. Wearing that costume was guaranteed to siphon attention away from the bridal couple for as long as it was on, and I’m pretty skeptical of the intentions of someone who would do that at someone’s wedding (or any…

Real quick reminder that if you label yourself as an “incel”, the reason you can’t get laid is because you’re an intolerable bore, a wastrel, a creepy gremlin, and a backasswards dullard who couldn’t reason his way out of an open doorway, or into functional society - which is far, far easier.

The correct era name is clearly RBatz

It doesn’t matter what size your labia is with this outfit. It matters whether you plan to move your legs more than one millimeter apart while wearing it. Because if your legs move, your labia move, and that bodysuit will end up cutting you in half in a way that is so painful that, you, being a man - can’t even…

I’m glad you have infinite willpower and a life that is kind enough to you and a brain that is functional enough that one of the most difficult medical tasks people will attempt in an average life is trivial for you.

There is literally always a “eat less!! simples!!” person on every single article even tangentially related to weight loss, even the articles that are like “even for overweight people, simply eating less food is Unhealthy and almost certainly Won’t Work”. It’s exhausting and it’s harmful for people at risk of…

Yeah, except we’re people, not robots... so it’s not that simple.

The idea of “healthy at every size” is not that a specific individual will be equally healthy at any size. The idea is that weight alone is not a good general indicator of health as one person’s healthy weight may be another person’s concerningly under- or overweight. Alas, “It is possible for people to live healthy…

Good, because it ISN’T... even suggesting that atheism is/could be a religion is like claiming that OFF is a TV station/network.

She didn’t assume your sister didn’t have money, just that she wasn’t incredibly reckless bordering on stupid with her money. Thanks for setting the record straight on that one.

if I was trying to do this I wouldn’t be emailing the Wyndham Grand Pittsburgh.

Hmmmm....I know studies have shown that simulated violence doesn’t lead to real world violence. But given that 1 in 6 women has been sexually assaulted, 1 in 4 experience sexual harassment at work, I’m going to say more research needs to be done in this specific instance because as a society, we’ve held that women are…

Just curious — would your opinion remain the same if the sex dolls were the images of little girls and boys — or babies? If you think they’re no more than a fleshlight, then you’d say yes. But could you really think that it’s a good and healthy thing? Then take that thought and put it back on the woman-image sex dolls.

Listen to how he talks about the women in his life. That’s how he’ll talk about you after the initial rush wears off.

You should check out a wonderful book called Drinking: A Love Story, by the late and great Caroline Knapp. She fits many of your descriptive aspects to a T, and makes a big point of how well alcohol worked for her for so long, until it didn’t, and how “hitting bottom” is usually a series of bounces against the floor…

I didn’t get drunk for the first time until I was 25 and I was worried that I’d secretly turn out to be an Incredible Hulk type of drunk who destroys property and frightens people. And actually I was all ‘This is delightful! EVERYONE IN THIS ROOM IS DELIGHTFUL!’

Mary Poppins here. I fucking love everyone when I’m drunk and will sway up to you and tell you that you are the best human being alive and I respect you and also you are so pretty and nice that I don’t even deserve to know you, no, don’t look at me, I’m ashamed to have someone as wonderful as you look at me. People…