We’re not exactly that type of couple, so it wouldn’t’ve mattered even if I had pushed my kid out myself... Not to worry, though! The Mr keeps me in jewelry and romantic getaways without me guilting him about pregnancy, so it’s fine.

I mean they do have a lord in the family

My daughter was born via surrogate. After I was over feeling sad and vaguely guilty, it was thrilling! I had the best pregnancy ever! Full of cocktails and soft cheeses.

I’m not sure if I believe she was struggling to have a baby though, knowing how much that family lies for profit.

And plan her own wedding. Pfffft.

One of those comments that would be funny if on some level it didn’t reflect some truth, i.e. that for some men, only boys=heirs.

Clearly North is Kim’s to Kris Jenner for the foreseeable future. Kanye wants a Kanye to Kanye for that time too.

Ugh, my SO’s family is like that. Which always kind of rubs me the wrong way, because I only have one sister, and my dad didn’t have any brothers, so what. Did he fail in furthering the line of succession? He actually wanted all girls, even, because we don’t live in a landed aristocracy and he isn’t Mr. Bennett,…

She probably wore Prada baby socks with Gucci baby shoes.

I can kind of get the name passing on thing (even though I think it’s masculine narcissism at its finest), but an heir? Knowing Kanye it wasn’t hyperbole - I think he actually thinks he’s royalty (or a god).

I think it’s a lot more common than you think. I know a lot of guys that say they want a son to “carry the name” Like, whu? Your name is that fucking valuable, Lord No One Knows Who the Fuck You Are? That’s a real title, btw.

So her trying to get pregnant by having sex “500 times a day” was bullshit. Of course.

Yeah, I can kind of understand wanting gender balance. The thing that really bothers me is the “heir” statement. Like what the fuck is up with that? Are we actually in 1600s Europe and no one told me?

was born female

Not fully developed embryo is more famous then all of the people in Hollywood combined, what will they name it? Yezuz jr Mid West??

Below is the ad I saw next to the headline “Hugh Hefner Watched Porn & Masturbated While I ‘Fake F***ed’ Girls”

Ugh, what a busy summer Kylie’s going to have. She has to send out invites for her 18th birthday party, plan a wedding, make amends with Blac Chyna, and fill out a voter registration card!

Actually, organic pesticides can be used in organic gardening. They have actually been found to be more toxic than conventional pesticides.

My mom loves to garden and come harvesting time I just go to her house and steal the fruit of her hard labor, quite literally.

My mom does a lot of organic gardening (WHITE PEOPLE AMMMIRIIITE), and has a lot of tricks she uses to get rid of pests without using harsh chemical pesticides - I can ask her if you want!