Time to change my will.

Here’s how I see this email: The relatives tend to buy lots of presents or have asked what to give. The parents are middle-class, they have a bit of disposable income for their kid but not a lot (and the books are very likely hand-me-downs). The parents made a list of probably 12 items that they wanted to give their…

Minor grammatical error: “And other women I know who’s”

Growing up I had a best friend from 2nd grade until 7th. What officially ended our friendship is when I called her to hang out and she said no because, "I have to bake my sister a cake."

OOoohhh, yes, let her at it. Taylor-Johnson and Marcel did the book far too many favors and ruined all the sport. I want to see an agonizing trainwreck, not a mediocre romance.

I have to add, as someone with diverticulitis, ground nuts are perfectly okay but while nuts or seeds aren't. Now it's not an allergy, but sometimes it's easier to explain it as a allergy rather than go through a while medical explanation.

So, ya'll are going to flame me, but I think animals can consent and even though, yeah, it's a bit 'icky' I don't understand why people would be so adamantly opposed to this notion. Animals have sex, why would they not understand sex? Sex, food, physical comfort, these are some of the few things that we do in fact…

So does this ban include graduate students who are teaching underclassmen? Because if so I am fully against it. Actually I'm against it at all. But I also tend to crush hard on professors and superiors. Although I never fucked any because I'm classy. But, seriously, if you're responsible for giving your student their…

Thank you so much for bringing this up. This has happened to me many, many times and I thought I was completely crazy. Question: has anyone ever had this happen to them after smoking weed? Not every time, but a couple of times The Ick was triggered after I got high with my partner (and then lasted after we came down).…

I was in a LTR/co-habitating for a couple of years with a guy who did this more than once. My main problem with it was that he would unintentionally wake me up with the shaking/sweating/moaning, but most of all that he WOULD WIPE HIMSELF ON THE SHEETS. Usually MY sheets. Just... no. That was my bed too. Also, related,…

Oh my God, I'm dying. The cheerleading- the pushups! What!

Unpopular opinion: I liked McConaughey's speech. He's basically saying that he is constantly trying to be a better person, someone that he can look up to. It's a nice sentiment, even if a bit long-winded.

I completely agree 100% with your description. At one point I used to ask TOO many questions in conversations to the point where it would sound like I was interviewing the other person sometimes. Then I scaled it back and started working on talking about myself in order to build trust, but I am also really aware that…

I'm right there with ya. They're all unappealing. Now, David Bowie on the other hand..

Two words: Herd Immunity.

I have absolutely no feelings on this one way or the other.

I think he's kind of cute... I have odd taste. Also, if this were a black guy... wow what racial discrimination, for real, no way, public outcry, black men are being hunted down. But, because he's white- oh look, cops being assholes, go figure *shrug*. Seriously, though, cops pulling this shit is completely…

You don't have to take your pet to the vet to be euthanized. There are services where someone will actually come to your house. We did this for my elderly cat after he developed a mouth tumor. After he had had a really wonderful day and before his health had declined too much, my mom was able to call and a woman came…

I seriously think Kinja/Jezebel consistently have the best comment sections on the internet. Almost every time there's at least one that causes me to totally lose my shit. Thank you; that's all.

That perfectly encompasses my feelings in voting for Charlie Christ (former Republican). I did it because I hated Rick Scott more, but it was still painful and most people I know didn't vote for governor (even if they were already voting on the amendments) for that very reason.