So Trump has had dementia his entire life? I’m not buying that. I’ll stick with the possibility that he is just a fucking idiot.

I’m all in on boycotting Wal-Mart, except that I’ve been boycotting Wal-Mart on general principle for years decades now.

Doesn’t the poorest 75% of americans own only 19% of stock holdings. I don’t see how this could be remotely effective.

I think the article made a good point that the longer a boycott gives a company bad press, the more likely the boycott is to succeed. Not all publicity is good publicity after all. 

That’s the impression I was under. Corporate campaign donations often aren’t about supporting one side, they’re about buying access with whoever wins.

Good riddance.

Right. It’s also objectively correct moral advice. All you have to do is decide which you care more about, you own sense of morals or your investment portfolio. 

An embryo at 6-8 weeks is not a person, not a child, not even a fetus. It has no “heartbeat” because there is no heart. It doesn’t feel pain. If you are a Christian who believes that life begins at conception, then you also have to believe that God lets over 50% of human life die, as half of fertilized eggs fail to…

I feel like the article did account for that fact, though.

When you start supporting causes to end murder outside the womb, you can start legitimately talking about murder inside the womb.

Yeah it really sounds like it’s beloved with the sales numbers that it had. 

Well for Marvel it’s lucky that they all decided to hang it up now, Squirrel Girl is one of the lowest selling comics for them in their entire company history.

Nice try but the sales for Unbeatable Squirrel Girl were 8,000 shipped in April. That's shipped not sold. Marvel notoriously overships. This book was mercy killed if it wasn't cancelled. Good riddance to bad rubbish. 

Instead of being a passive aggressive asshole, you could just ask for the pen back. 

Nice try but Unbeatable Squirrel girls sales figures are at 8,000 in April and that's shipped not sold. Marvel notoriously overships. If it wasn't cancelled it was going to be. Feel bad for the kids reading this. 

Have a star AND a piece of Cake.

Maybe you have a car with a cup-holder armrest instead?

But how else would you strike up a conversation with a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket after meeting at Citibank? Gotta have that pen at the ready.

even when I’m sick or on vacation.

You’re missing nothing. The whole thing is a giant clusterfuck of wasted time. Civilians have been brainwashed into getting emotionally invested in the tweets of billion-dollar megacorporations, further hurling themselves down the consumerist hellhole of our impending oligarchy.