I hope you buy her another Stollen next year. And every year after. And if she has kids, buy them little mini Stollen. Keep buying that bitch cake until the end of time.
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So glad you got your girl back!
I actually just did a term paper on abortion before Roe v. Wade and I was surprised to find out that there was a network of clergymen in the sixties who scoped out abortionists to find ones that were safe and legit because they sympathized with women in their congregations and didn't want them to put their lives at…
Thank you both.
Interesting! I was diagnosed with FSGS a year or two after college. Incidentally also youngish (at the time) white gal. And for what it's worth everyone I've know personally with FSGS has been under 40 and white.
Golden lab logic.
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Bone tumor from my femur.
I had a bone tumor removed from my leg, and the plan was only an epidural. (In fact, they asked if I'd like a mirror to watch the procedure. Then they described what I'd see and I passed.) I became so faint from the sounds and smells they ended up doing emergency general anesthesia. So this would get a big ol' NOPE…
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Wow… you win… or lose- so sorry!! Happy Birthday! No other message but that I am glad you were born :) 12/19 here, commiserating as much as I can!
December 27 and you're right, it sucks ass.
In 1985, my father ate Christmas dinner at the Waffle House. That's because I was born a week ahead of schedule, on…
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agree. As a 17 year old, I wouldn't have called it off to save my life. He would have had to do it. My relationship was 3 years on, 2 years off, and 3 more on. I am SO THANKFUL for those 2 years off during college.
at 16 I was dating a 20 year old. It lasted 3 years, was madly in love, blah blah blah. He and I are still friends to this day, but it doesn't change the fact that I regret dating someone too old for me at the time, and 4 years really isn't that much older. I was very naive, easily love struck by things that had…
a tranny is an integral part of a car that is very expensive to fix if it breaks, and may be a greater cost than the value of the car, itself. That is the only thing I will ever think of as a "tranny." Period.
SuperJew is a comic i'd read
it wasn't so much specifically the DAMN IRISH i was poking fun at, but the idea that white is white is white, and it's not. White is a socially constructed concept, same as black, asian, african, middle eastern, aboriginal. 100 years ago Irish and Italian people were not considered white, now they are. these things…
and you can always email if you want — laura@jezebel.com (address is right on the about page)! I write 8-10 stories a night so it's easy to make mistakes. I always genuinely appreciate a kind correction, though!