Postal vehicles don’t reverse. Ever. If they overshoot your house, you just don’t get the mail that day.

wow we were all wrong:

He didn’t say he wanted to kill himself.

That last part gave me chills.

Wish I could adequately convey how happy your post made me. I learned my mechanical skills on a Moto-Ski Zephyr. Bought my first set of metric wrenches for this baby. My old man cringed when he’d come home and find it in pieces, but it always went back together cleaner and ran better. 

This is the only correct and acceptable answer. Eddie Bauer with tan leather, green exterior and possibly a bug deflector.

Drunk.

I beat his record every year. They’re called airplanes, dude.

Ill never forget the day I won a ‘92 Honda prelude and sold it for $2 million

I mean, it probably is. How many crashes are associated with the -200s that are caused by the plane itself in the past 20 years? Vs the MAX’s?

Shocking. I always figured guys who bought Dodge Demons were totally zen and would only go to tracks after journaling their feelings and embracing their inner children, and then only to help others there self-actualize their potential. This comes as a great surprise.

I’ve just appointed myself CEO of Nissan, here’s what I do from a product strategy standpoint in the US:

It was good enough for Jon Voight! 

My guess is the workers there are pretty happy on the whole, and the UAW has been trying to convince them that they are getting screwed. I see the UAW as a sleazy politician who promises the world if you’ll only vote for them, then hikes taxes like crazy while re-branding pre-existing benefits programs as their own…

Does this mean Toyota’s & Honda’s hydrogen ambitions are about to come to an end?

But you basically can buy that car in America. Just with Nissan badges. 

Here you go:

Which one is supposed to be the better looking one?

10/10 would buy your cookbook