Well, since it's my first and only car, I'd have to say my '02 Ford Taurus. I've put a good 5k on it so far.

Ahem. I obviously will be taking the day off.

Wow, that's spot on. Great work.

Meanwhile on Android.

Those are some truly ugly human beings.

◠‿◠ :( omg so sad ugh why are dealer bein so mean just cus hez poor or sumthng ugh im crying lol

MOTHERFU—

This would happen as soon as I finally start using Instagram. Thanks, Zuck.

Could have sworn I stepped on one of those last night. Creepy looking things, aren't they?

I like that. It's rather Volvo V70-esque.

What the Russians lack in overall captivation, they make up for in wonderful Youtube videos.

Hah, I remember looking through these a couple of years ago when they first started circulating the web. Always funny stuff.

Cheer up, sad truck.

I don't know why, but it took me a minute to realize the pure amazing that is this image. I'm now giggling like a small child. Thank you.

Coming along next in a slew of new products from Donda, Eynak, the worlds first service that lets you Google your Googles!*

Probably a ripoff of that Gizmondo handheld gaming device, or so I can assume.

My parents owned two of these, an '01 and '02. Definitely impractical and were such a rattle traps, but I still love the things for some odd reason.

I'm pretty sure the finger camera is also used for those tricky macro porn shots.

I'm losing so much thyme lately and I just can't understand why.

Several patients were reported to have gone into severe cardiac arrest during the Nickelback sessions.