Had to double take on that title as I read it as The Science of Cumming.

I'm really digging those tips that look like they'd be used for an in-ear enema.

I'm really digging those tips that look like they'd be used for an in-ear enema.

It looked humorous until that sad excuse for a song came on.

Introducing the all-new Cadillac Corvette. With complementary CTS styling, you can't go wrong.

More like, "Hey baby."

What's sad is that a majority of the messages were, "oka so y cnat i use wikipedia???? u guys dont evn kno what ur doin here okay just cause wikipeida is free encyclapodia okay UGH!!!!"

It was based off the 9-3 with some minor alterations, so essentially it's just an ugly 9-3.

This is making me incredibly sad right now.

I just did this about a week ago to my aunt and a few other family members. I think I got the message that they love Jesus and Rick Perry.

The old ones look so much more sedate than the new trying-to-be-a-Ranger-Rover-esque models.

That's an Eos, I believe.

What the fuck, seriously? I live in Texas and that stuff is so great. I can't believe they've done this.

Just tried to turn my monitor upside down and dropped it. Thanks Jalop!

Did someone say Barney?

Even though stuff like this is total shit, I get it's what we have to deal with considering it's a free service.

It's really not the same whatsoever if you compare the two. Similar in style, different in appearance.

You guys over in Europe will be getting the same exact car as the Fusion, just with a Mondeo badge. Everything will essentially be the same minus engines, I believe.

Doesn't this share a platform with the Lancer?

I'm really hoping it's the new Cavalier!