Those rear lights fit the car so much better than the clear lenses that Subaru had been using on that generation Imprezza.

Now if we could only do something about that face.

I'm fine with this. I think we all knew that the New Stratos wasn't headed for production anyway.

They were a factory option back in the early-90s. Blame the ecstasy.

I wouldn't be surprised if that was made out of vinyl rather than actual wood.

Fixed.

Giddyup.

Well, she's Asian. You can see where I'm going with this.

I honestly cannot tell if this video is slightly racist or not.

I like how Ford keeps seeping hints of the new Fusion into just about everything right now.

Second generation NA Ford Escort. It's just gold, Jerry.

Nice one, Ben.

That dude is rocking some nice locks.

I spy with my little eye, something of a nip slip.

I still can't figure out why the trannies have issues with Cadillac.

First of all, I'd never let a guy who looks like this walk into my dealership and purchase such a fine automobile. That's kind of the first warning sign that things aren't exactly what they seem.

22? He looks about 14.

I swear, this Twilight crap is just becoming a bit too much.

It might sound nice on paper, but that maw would be a real bitch to clean.

I just dialed it. Genius.